If you’ve had enough of your so-called friends stealing your cold drinks, which you left out of sight for a few seconds while you were talking with a cute girl in the pool, then you have to arm yourself.
For only $99.95, you can buy the Remote Controlled Armored Drink Carrier, which is basically a water cannon that protects your coke.
It has a 250 feet range and boasts an independent left/right wheel control for 360° turns.
Pretty impressive stuff!