Is this real life?
If you’re not sure, then you may be dehydrated. Which of course can be cured quickly by just a pinch of dehydrated water mixed in equal parts with water!
But seriously, what the hell is this product?
As we stated earlier, this is a 16oz can of Dehydrated Water, specially formulated by Witty Yeti for long-term stability. All you have to do is add water!
Is your formula patented?
We are in a small disagreement with the patent office at the moment. After our first application, they simply responded with, “lol” which we did not appreciate.